Premier Cricket: It’s too easy as Demons skittle Northcote for third-straight win

IT WAS a big weekend for Melbourne in Premier  Cricket, with two big wins in two matches. It took just 35 overs to score a third straight win on Saturday, losing just three wickets chasing down Northcote’s target of 167.

And it was just as easy on Sunday, when the demons beat Hawthorn-Monash University by 131 runs.

Northcote skipper Marcus Stoinis won the toss at the Albert Ground against Northcote and chose to bat, but Ben Peake went early in the innings and Steven Taylor followed at 2/39.

Stoinis and Western Australian import Tim Monteleone then added 39, the highest stand of the innings.

But when Monteleone was caught for 46 Northcote slid to 4/116. Solid contributions from Aidan March (32), Stoinis (22) and some rearguard hitting from Nathan Hrovatin (22) pushed the score to 7/166, hardly an imposing total for an in-form Melbourne side.

Demons openers Andrew Kent (25) and Andrew McDonald (37) added 51 for the first wicket.

Evergreen Brad Hodge came in next and not out on 67, as 19 from both Alex Keath and Brenton McDonald saw Melbourne reach 3/170 with 15 overs to spare.

Brenton McDonald was the star with the bat against Hawthorn, making 49 in a total of 8/236. The Hawks made just 105

ST KILDA scored a gigantic victory over Casey-South Melbourne on Saturday,  as the Swans were made to rue the decision to bowl first after winning the toss.

Casey struck relatively early with the wicket of Rob Quiney (23) to have St Kilda 1/37 but a mammoth 172-run partnership between Peter Handscomb (111) and Thomas Moffat (74) helped take Saints to 4/255.

Andrew Perrin was the pick of the Swans’ bowlers with 3/59 from 10 overs, while Damien Wright’s economical 1/22 off eight saved Casey from further pain.

In response Casey-South Melbourne was bowled out for 171, with Test wicketkeeper Matthew Wade top-scoring with 71.

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TV Billy Connolly’s Route 66

BillyBilly Connolly is an irreverent, banjo-picking, folk-singing, Scottish comedian, recording artist, actor, author, biker, and (per his bio) Citizen of the World. That alone should make you want to read his book, but in case you need convincing….
Back in the day (unspecified) when he first heard Chuck Berry singing “(Get Your Kicks on) Route 66” he decided one day he would travel that iconic road – or at least what was left of it – from end to end, Chicago to Los Angeles .

In 2011 he got his chance while filming a British television 4-part documentary entitled, appropriately enough, Billy Connolly’s Route 66. (It’s on YouTube and worth a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYWU_lO9-TY)

But this isn’t about the TV series; it’s about the book.
Filled with fascinating little factoids (we can thank Al Capone for best-before dates on perishables, the Chicago Tribune building incorporates 136 fragments of other world famous buildings in its walls, Wild Bill Hickok was involved (and won) the first recorded quick-draw duel back in 1865, the title “Mother Road” came from The Grapes of Wrath), the book offers readers a kind of behind the scenes look at Route 66. Connolly has an eye for the odd and unusual, and is clearly in his element when chatting up the locals – and not the mayors and other dignitaries, but the people on the street, the farmers, the shopkeepers, the recluse with a collection of more than 5,000 guitars… you get the drift.

Before I rode a very small segment of Route 66 in September, my knowledge of the road was restricted to the aforementioned Chuck Berry tune and what I learned watching Cookie and his famous comb in the Route 66 TV series from the early 60’s. But if, and when, I get to do it again, Billy Connolly’s book will serve as a great guide for some of the more offbeat attractions that are must-sees along this famous, and slowly disappearing, road across America.
And even if you never intend to set foot, or two wheels, on Route 66, it’s just a good, fun read.

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Shift in the Balance

balanceWhile mindfulness is part of my daily practice, these days I find myself in more of an anticipation mode. This distracts my attention away from now. I feel the pull between my desire to be present and my thoughts about planning for next year. These rumblings mess with my sense of balance. I’m teetering on the seesaw going up and down between now and later. Is it just me, or is anyone else feeling this way?

One of the magazines I enjoy reading regularly is Real Simple. The January issue is about life balance. It has an assortment of interesting articles, statistics, and viewpoints. What struck me most was the cover, which had a variety of words that suggested the promise of “how to live the balanced life.” I thought it would be interesting to share them, but alter the context. Instead of specifically focusing on gadgets, wardrobes and diets as they did, let’s instead use the verbs to concentrate on what’s most important to you.

Are you ready to experiment? Read the list below. Fill in as many blanks as you wish. Declare the changes you want to make for the coming year.

1. Reduce – If I had less (__), I’d feel more balanced. Letting go can propel us forward, help us feel calmer, and be less stressed. Overabundance can lead to overwhelm. What do you want to less of? What will you reduce?

2. Increase – If I had more (__), I’d feel more balanced. This mightbe about the stuff, but more probably, it’s about time, people, and growth. What do you want more of? What will you increase?

3. Improve – If I improved (__), I’d feel more balanced.   Is there an area you’d like to challenge yourself in like eating more nutritiously, learning a new skill, or honing one you already have? What area do you want to tweak? What would you like to improve?

4. Simplify – If I simplified (__), I’d feel more balanced. We live in a complex world. How can you rethink your days to remove the layers of complexity? Can you change your routines, commitments, or schedule? What can you streamline? What will you simplify?

5. Make – If I made (__), I’d feel more balanced.            The act of creating something can infuse us with energy, joy, and satisfaction. Creativity comes in many forms from writing to singing to cooking to dancing to painting and more. Where do you want to channel your creative juices? What do you want to make?

6. Solve – If I solved (__), I’d feel more balanced.              Do you have a challenge and feel stuck? Sometimes we need help figuring out the next step. Can you reach out for brainstorming or delegation help to find a solution? Who can you ask? What will move you forward? What would you like to solve?

Was this exercise useful? Are there any additions you’d like to add to the list? I’d love to hear your thoughts. Which words resonate with you? Come join the conversation.

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Food review grey bliss

Grey and Bliss in Port Melbourne (197 Bay Street, Port Melbourne) is a modern open air styled cafe on Bay Street.

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As you can see Grey and Bliss have gone out of their way to present you with something out of the ordinary. It seems to be a common thread of the more adventurous cafes that a point of differentiation is light fittings. There really does seem to be some originality out there.

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The Ploughman’s Bliss is the semi common cured meats plate with bread and dips. Cured meats really should be for a bygone era (it was necessary to preserve meats and some fruit and vegetables before refrigeration existed) for health reasons. However, that ever present mixture of salt and fats is hard to let go.

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While only there for a coffee break I was happy to enjoy Grey and Bliss. The food that was passing me by looked very good and the coffee was great.

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Grey and Bliss is easy on the eye and the service is top notch even if the original order was mixed up and replaced by the Ploughman’s Bliss. I hope another customer didn’t miss out!

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Anyway, hopefully I’ll be hungrier next time and really go to town at Grey and Bliss. I’m pretty sure I’ll get there again sometime even if it takes me a year.

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Grey and Bliss
Rating – 4
Would I go again – Yes
Would I recommend to a friend – Yes

Telephone: (03) 9646 9989
Address: 197 Bay Street, Port Melbourne VIC 3207
Reviewed By: Howie Begrey6

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Festival of the Winds

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There is always something happening in our little corner of the world. Make sure you don’t miss Sydney’s most colourful spring festival, The Festival of the Winds. The kite flying festival is on this Sunday the 8th of September, which promises to be a great day out for the whole family. Colourful cartoon characters, giant animals and flowers, fighter kites, box kites, delta kites and more make the skies come alive over Sydney’s most famous beach! Australian and international kite flyers will show us their great flying skills and wonderful hand-made creations from 11am with winners announced at 3pm on the day. Why not join in and fly your own kite on the beach or make your own wonderful creation at one of the kite making workshops on offer throughout the day!
Food stalls from all over the world, free dance workshops, children’s rides, workshops, demonstrations, roaming entertainment, puppet shows, art exhibitions in the Bondi Pavilion Gallery, a full days entertainment program and all sorts of activities make the Festival of the Winds one of Sydney’s most loved and lively annual events.
When you’re done flying and want to avoid the crowded Bondi restaurants, head down to Watsons Bay for lunch!
Presented by the Bondi Pavilion in association with The Australian Kiteflyers Society.

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Port Phillip Council helps to close the gap

I acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land where we are meeting today, the people of the Kulin Nation, and pay my respects to their Elders past and present, and all other Elders here today.

I make that acknowledgement not because I have to, but because I choose to. Because it’s the right thing to do.

I welcome everyone here today – Jill Gallagher, Jason King and all the staff at VACCHO, my colleagues, and all the community members.

And I do so with a spirit of partnership – and bipartisanship.

Some issues are too important, too urgent, to drape in the colours of our politics while nothing gets done.

That’s why Mr Guy and I will be issuing a joint statement about our shared goal to close the gap and lift the living standards of Aboriginal Victorians.

But I didn’t seek the gift of Government just to say things and sign things.

I’m here to do things, and our work is underway.

The Minister for Aboriginal Affairs, Natalie Hutchins, will be running through some of our recent progress.

She’ll also have some words to say about a great friend and leader, Alf Bamblett, who left us on Saturday.

First, I want to talk about where we’re at, and where we’re headed.

Collectively, we have much to celebrate.

Compared to 2008, I can tell you that, in Victoria, we’re closing the gap on perinatal mortality.

We’re retaining more Aboriginal students to year 10 and beyond.

More Aboriginal people between the ages of 20 and 65 have post-school qualifications.

On almost every measure, there’s good news.

But, despite these efforts, there’s also bad news.

The number of 3 year olds in kinder – no change.

Halving the gap for Aboriginal students in reading, writing and numeracy – no trend.

Homelessness, over-consumption of alcohol, access to disability services – no impact.

Smoking – backwards.

Psychological distress – backwards.

Adult justice supervision – backwards.

We must recognise and thank the many dedicated organisations, staff and volunteers here who are working hard to turn this around.

We’re doing your work a disservice if we’re celebrating the good news without acknowledging the bad.

Closing the Gap targets exist to keep us accountable and we need to be honest.

Let’s consider early childhood development and education.

An early start to learning can change a child’s future.

And a quality primary and secondary education is about giving every child every chance for their life and their career.

Education is the roadmap to reducing Aboriginal disadvantage – it’s should be the essence of our effort.

But it’s clear that – despite flashes of good news – we’re not making the traction for which all governments aspire and all communities deserve.

There’s something else that’s close to my heart.

Something that affects every Victorian, whether they realise it or not.

And that’s family violence.

It’s the number one law and order issue in this state – the number one crisis in this country.

And I want to make this clear:

Family violence is not a low household income problem.

It’s not an Aboriginal problem.

It’s a Victorian problem.

It’s everyone’s problem.

Family violence can happen anywhere, to any woman, any child, in any home, in any postcode, in any city, town or community.

And we have to dedicate ourselves to its reduction – everywhere.

That’s why I was proud to establish Australia’s first Royal Commission into Family Violence.

It will investigate our system from the ground up and nothing will be off limits.

It will look at courts, sentencing, alcohol and drug services, mental health services, hospitals, police – even the things our kids are taught in the classroom.

It will complement the work – honour the work – of our community organisations.

It will give us the answers we need.

And it will only succeed if it hears the views of Aboriginal people and responds accordingly.

But on all these issues – health, schools, family, justice, fairness – it’s not just about getting the right answers.

We need to make sure we’re asking the right questions.

And right now, I don’t think we are.

When government talks about this vital effort to close the gap and improve the living standards of Aboriginal Victorians, we must remember that those standards aren’t for governments to decide alone.

There’s a gap that we don’t talk about enough, and this is it:

Some communities in this country can determine their own identity and some can’t.

Why – amid all the good work we’ve all done – why have we stopped talking about self-determination?

Why – since the Intervention – have we stopped talking about self-determination?

Why – when we’re standing here measuring the things that make us healthy, the things that make us human, the things that make us whole – have we stopped talking about self-determination?

Too often, governments don’t extend real autonomy to Aboriginal Australians – because too often we’re there telling them what their street and their school and their lives should look like.

We come along and tell them precisely when they’re healthy and precisely when they’re not.

I’ll say this – I know you can be healthy, but that doesn’t mean you’re included.

You can meet a target, but it doesn’t give you a voice.

It’s not government’s job to dictate to our Aboriginal communities what a good future looks like and feels like.

Instead, we need to ask them.

Mick Dodson said that “imbuing young people with a strong sense of their culture and identity gives them the best chance of finding their way in the world.”

So, Government must help them live fulfilling lives in their own identity.

Yes, closing the gap is important – more important than ever.

But we must not turn a qualitative debate into a quantitative one.

Closing the gap must not become an accountant’s spreadsheet.

Because then we’d be imposing metrics of survival upon a people who have survived longer than us all.

We’d be lecturing about survival to members of the oldest continuous culture known to human history.

In Victoria, we rightly celebrate migrants who have recently made their country their own and pass on their culture to their grandchildren – pass on their culture to us all.

Aboriginal Victorians have that right, too. But we’re getting in the way.

Yes, I want to talk about improving aboriginal health outcomes, but there’s a fact we must accept:

Aboriginal health outcomes are best when Aboriginal Victorians control them.

And that’s the direction we have to lead.

At the moment, our definition of leadership is giving Aboriginal Victorians a seat at our table.

But real leadership is about making it their table, too.

Our effort must have heart and it must have ears.

It must be for Aboriginal people and by Aboriginal people.

It cannot simply be an obstacle course full of whitefella targets.

It cannot be a cold and clinical checklist that fails to reconcile with the past or reach for the future.

Justice isn’t about hectoring, lecturing and measuring.

Justice is about a decent, fair and healthy standard of living – with Aboriginal Australians as its guardians and interpreters.

Clearly, we’ve got a lot of questions to ask.

And a lot of work to do.

And I will have a lot more to say about this soon.

But I know this for sure.

I don’t want to tell Aboriginal Victorians what their future looks like.

I want to hear it from them – in their own voice.

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VAFA: Collegians in sight of flag after rolling Old Xaverians

COLLEGIANS booked themselves a spot in this year’s VAFA premier grand final with a convincing win over Old Xaverians on Saturday afternoon.

Coming off a tight win over Xavs in the final round, Collegians overcame a slow start to finish 15.11 (101) to 9.9 (63) winners at Sportscover Arena.

Xavs got off to the better start, limiting Collegians forward entries and pumping the ball forward to set up an early lead.

Xavs took a 13-point lead into the first break, and a second-quarter arm wrestle meant little changed, as neither team could break away and set up a big lead.

Collegians started to click into gear in the third term, running the ball through the midfield and kicking forward with more precision as their forwards started to get on top.

At one stage Collegians moved 21-points clear but Xavs showed why they led the competition for much of the year to claw their way back into the contest.

Collegians were able to turn a seven-point lead at the final break into a comfortable win with five unanswered goals, keeping Xaverians to just one behind in the final quarter.

Nick Sautner was a dominant force up forward all day for Collegians, finishing with five goals, while Shura Taft and Nick Ries also slotted three each for the winners.

Collegians co-coach Simon Arnott said his team’s start could be put down to nerves, but that they responded exactly as he had hoped.

“They [Xaverians] started well and our boys were a bit rattled early on,” Arnott said.

“We didn’t change much after that … we settled into it a bit more and were able to play our game and move the ball quickly down to our forwards.

“It was a real team effort, everyone stepped up at certain stages.”

Collegians now enjoy a week’s rest before the grand final, and while confident of one more win, Arnott isn’t about to get carried away.

“It all starts again for us,” he said.

“You never know what’s going to happen in finals, what the conditions will be like or how the boys will react to a big crowd.

“It all becomes even again, but it’s just great to be in the grand-final.”

COLLEGIANS 15.11 (101)

Goals: N. Sautner 5, S. Taft 3, N. Ries 3, L. Ferguson 2, J. Harvey , J. Bull. Best: L. Ferguson, N. Ries, W. Tardif, J. Kamener, N. Sautner, J. Bull

OLD XAVERIANS 9.9 (63)

Goals: P. Ambrose 2, M. Handley 2, O. Gidley , J. Williams , L. Tiernan , M. Ball , B. Rogerson Best: J. Agius, N. Dimattina, M. Ball, R. Colbert, B. Kennedy, B. Rogerson

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Monet – NGV Winter Masterpieces

 

On Thursday I spent the day with a close friend at the National Gallery of Victoria to see this year’s collection of Melbourne Winter Masterpieces – a selection of paintings produced by Monet throughout his lifetime. If you are familiar with the NGV and their exhibits you may know that every year they launch a special exhibition called ‘Melbourne Winter Masterpieces’ featuring amazing borrowed works from around the world. Last year there was a focus on the secessionists of the early 20th century, this year was Claude Monet.

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The exhibit was fantastic and I would definitely recommend it. The Paintings spanned across three rooms with a fourth interactive video room and final theatre room with footage of Monet’s Garden at Giverny today.

The first two rooms of the exhibition featured a diverse selection of landscapes and portraits exhibited in chronological order to cleverly explain the artist’s personal life and the experimentation and growth of his impressionist style.

The third room, comprising only of landscapes of Monet’s Garden at Giverny, I found to be a little monotonous, though this is partially down to the fact that towards the end of his life, Monet’s eyesight was failing, causing many of his paintings to appear similar in their vague representations of shape and melting colours across the canvass. Lets just say it’s a good thing he specialised in impressionist works.

Nevertheless the vividness of colour, and the sheer passion expressed through rushed brushstrokes was rather inspiring.

Two of my favourite works from the exhibition were from Monet’s time spent in London. I hadn’t really considered anything beyond his rural landscapes and garden paintings before, so I was pleasantly surprised to stumble across these during the exhibition.

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What inspires me most about these works is not what is painted but what is assumed. Particularly in the second, we cannot make-out a train crossing the bridge, though if asked to locate it, we could easily draw in where it would be. The way in which the smoke in the middle inspires our understanding of the rest of the image is a wonderful concept to me. The black and white sketch above I love for its simplicity. Black and white are not colours I would usually associate with Monet, so I think I was particularly drawn to this piece because of its uniqueness amongst the vibrancy of the other paintings in the exhibition. It’s amazing how weather conditions and a sense of dreariness is expressed in this image through the softness between the black and white on the canvass. Just as Monet is able to blend his colours in other paintings, creating rainbow-like effects, he is somehow also able to seamlessly blend black and white, to the point where it is difficult to assess where one shade ends and the next begins. I suppose that is the essence of impressionism.

Anyhow there is of course much more to Monet and his paintings, but I do believe that criticism and appreciation of art is a rather subjective thing, and I’m still learning – so my assessments of the exhibition are no doubt incomplete.

One of the highlights of the exhibition really is the short film at the end. It is projected across concave wall, creating a tunnel-like effect, and is one of the most beautifully tranquil things I have ever experienced. I really to encourage people to go to the exhibition, student tickets are only $22.50 and we had a cheeky cuppa and some cucumber sandwiches in the tea rooms afterwards. I honestly cannot think of a nicer way to spend the day.

I’m back in Sydney now and uni starts tomorrow. Unfortunately my month of culture and relaxation
has come to an end. Though I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t somewhat excited to see what this semester has in store for me!

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Anger grows as Bayside beach litter mounts

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The last three weeks have brought tens of thousands of people to beaches, parks and open spaces and there has been an increase in littering.

In Belfast council litter wardens have issued 88 on-the-spot fines since the start of July – an average four £80 fines a day.

And while the extra footfall is welcome, the abandoned litter is not. A Belfast council spokeswoman said: “The current spell of good weather has meant increased footfall in the city centre and in our parks, and we would appeal to everyone to dispose of litter in the bins provided.”

At Shaw’s Bridge in south Belfast walkers and cyclists are encouraged to be proactive when it comes to litter. Stickers on bins urge them to tweet images of a full bin with the message #Shawsbridgebinfull.

Queen’s University Belfast’s writer-in-residence Malachi O’Doherty has also highlighted the waste problem by posting images of dumped beer bottles and other litter at Ballycastle beach up on Facebook. “There is a major clean-up on this morning in Ballycastle, so the council is clearly conscious of the problem,” he said yesterday.

“You can kind of understand people putting stuff in a packed bin and maybe seagulls pulling it out, but dumping beer bottles on the beach is just loutish.

“I photographed it because it annoys me. I put it up on Facebook and there was a big reaction, so it’s clearly an issue people are exercised about. It’s outrageous to drop beer bottles in the sand.”

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Trading Places

tradingIn June of 1983, “Trading Places” was released in theaters. It remains the greatest Wall Street movie ever made.

Thirty years later, most regard it as part of the canon of American comedies, having launched, revived, or defined the careers of many of its cast and crew.

If you haven’t seen it yet, you should probably repent to your local pastor, then log into your nearest Netflix account.

But as a courtesy, we’ll summarize the plot: Two septuagenarian brothers who run a successful commodities brokerage in Philadelphia get into an argument about whether a person’s character is shaped by nature or nurture. They decide to make a bet: They will frame a top executive (Dan Aykroyd) with drug possession and soliciting a prostitute (Jamie Lee Curtis). Meanwhile, they will promote a street beggar (Eddie Murphy) to the executive’s former role. They will then observe whether the beggar and executive still act like their old selves.

To celebrate the 30-year anniversary of this film, we reached out to some key principals behind the film — sadly, many are no longer with us, though their collective experience at the time of the shooting helped make the movie as good as it was — to talk to us about how it got made and what it means today.

ORIGINS
JOHN LANDIS, director: I got a call from Jeff Katzenberg, the executive at Paramount at that time, asking if I would read a script called ‘Black And White,’ which I thought was a lousy title — ironically black or white was something I did with Michael Jackson several years later.

It was very old fashioned, a social comedy very much like the screwball stuff done in the ’30s. Hollywood made a series of movies — Preston Sturges, Frank Capra — these comedies that really were about society at the time, and were fairly political, but wonderfully funny and with strong characters.

TIM HARRIS, co-writer: There were these two brothers who were both doctors who I would play tennis with on a fairly regular basis, and they were incredibly irritating to play with because they had a major sibling rivalry going, all the time about everything.

So they always had to be separated, you know, play on the other team.

And they were very wealthy but also incredibly cheap — we would play on public courts where it was like a couple of bucks for four guys for an hour.

And they’d have arguments about who was coming up with 50 cents, and I think one very hot day I played with them, and I just came home and was fed up with it, and I just thought, ‘God, I just don’t want to play with these people, they’re awful.’

And I had the idea of them betting on a nature/nurture situation with somebody in their company, and I’d pretty much worked out the whole thing, and went over to Herschel’s and told it to him and he thought it was fabulous.

At the time I was living in what was a fairly run-down part of L.A. near Fairfax Avenue that was completely crime ridden. I lived in an apartment complex where everybody either had a gun held to their head or been raped or whatever — just a very criminal environment — that was part of it I suppose as well.

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HERSCHEL WEINGROD, co-writer: The truth is that the only way that a screenplay can really be judged, by definition, isn’t on the page, it’s by watching the film that was made from it. It can certainly be read and enjoyed, but the inescapable fact is that it was written in order to be seen.

THE CAST
LANDIS: The script was developed for Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. And when I was sent the script, Richard Pryor, unfortunately, had his accident where he burnt himself rather badly, and they sent it to me and said, ‘What do you think?’

‘48 Hours’ hadn’t come out yet, but they’d previewed it, and Eddie Murphy had previewed very well, and they thought, ‘Ah this kid’s going to be a star,’ So they said, ‘What do you think about Eddie Murphy playing the Billy Ray Valentine part?’ And I of course said, ‘Who’s Eddie Murphy?’

Because I didn’t watch Saturday Night Live since John [Belushi] had died.

So I read the script, and I saw Eddie’s tapes, and went to New York and met with Eddie. And they wanted — I won’t tell you who they wanted me to cast — but the studio was very unhappy with almost everybody they wanted me to cast.

John Belushi had died, and [Dan Aykroyd’s] movie without John was called ‘Dr. Detroit,’ which was a failure, so conventional wisdom was that Aykroyd without Belushi was like Abbott without Costello, and that his career was over.

Now I knew Danny well, having worked with him, and I knew Danny was a fine actor, and he could easily play this guy. Danny, he’s an actor: You tell him what you want, and he delivers. And I thought he’d be wonderful. So he reduced his price quite a bit, and I got him, so I had Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy, and they were upset because Danny hadn’t — his last couple of pictures hadn’t done well, and Eddie was still an unknown really. ‘48 Hours’ came out while we were shooting…

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The only character in the script I had a problem with, because she’s such a fantasy, is Ophelia. The classic ‘hooker with a heart of gold’  — she’s such a fantasy that I thought how the fuck am I going to get away with this?’ I had met Jamie Lee Curtis — I shot a documentary on horror stuff, and she was host of it — she was a ‘scream queen.’ And I met her and she was so funny and smart and sexy, and I thought, ‘Oh she’d be terrific.’

She had just made ‘Halloween 2,’ for which she’d been paid I think a $1 million, and we paid her probably $70,000. When I cast her the studio went nuts. I was called into the head of the studio’s office and he said, ‘This woman’s a B-movie actress,’ and I said, ‘Not after this movie!’ But boy they really didn’t like the fact that I cast Danny and Jamie.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS, ‘Ophelia’: I had made a conscious effort to actually stop doing [horror movies]. I knew that that would not allow me a full career — that at a certain point it would get limiting. And I met John when he was doing a short — a documentary about horror movie trailers from the ’50s called ‘Coming Soon.’ He needed somebody to narrate, so he hired me for that; that’s when I first met him. And during the course of that, he must have had some sense that I would be good. So he handed me that part.

He clearly went against every one of the studios. The casting people all thought he was crazy, and he single-handedly changed the course of my life by giving me that part.

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HARRIS: The casting is very much to John’s credit, he just cast the movie brilliantly, and all the minor parts really shine. It’s actually one of those movies, where it changes a lot of the participants’ careers forever. It got Jamie Lee Curtis out of horror movies. It got Herschel and I to a much more prominent level. The two old guys — it completely revived their careers. It catapulted everybody’s careers in a positive way.

LANDIS: The most remarkable story, casting wise: I thought, ‘Well, I need someone who was a movie star in the ‘40s, who never has never really played a villain, and I was thinking, ‘Hey, what about Don Ameche?’ And the casting woman said, ‘Don Ameche’s dead.’ And I said, ‘I don’t think so, I would know if Don Ameche is dead.’

And so we called the Screen Actor’s Guild, and his residuals were being sent to his son in Phoenix, Arizona. And I thought, ‘Well that’s not a good sign.’ And he didn’t have an agent, and I thought, ‘Shit, goddamm, who else could we get?’ when one of the secretaries said, ‘I heard you’re looking for Don Ameche.’ We said ‘Ya.’ She said, ‘I see him all the time walking on San Vicente in Santa Monica.’

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So I called information, and I said, ‘I there a Don or D Ameche on San Vicente in Santa Monica?’ And there was! So I called him. And you know he has that unmistakable voice, and you realize, Don was a huge star, in the late ’30s, definitely a big star in the ’40s — I mean he was Alexander Graham Bell for chrissakes! — a major star in the ’50s, Broadway star, radio star, movie star, television star.

And I said, ‘Mr. Ameche?’ ‘Yeeessss…?’ ‘My name is John Landis, I’m with Paramount Studios, and I’m making a film and I’d like you to consider a part.’ So I had a script sent over. ‘And could you please read this and can you come in tomorrow?’ And he said, ‘Yes.’ Would you like us to send a car?’ He said, ‘No no, I can drive.’ I said, ‘Great.’

And he came in and was prepared to read for me. I was so shocked. I said ‘You don’t have to read for me.’

He hadn’t made a movie in 14 years, he’d been doing dinner theater.

While we were shooting later in Philadelphia — he was so wonderful — I said, ‘Don, may I ask a question? How come you haven’t worked in 14 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, nobody called!’

The great upshot of this is after Trading Places came out, the next movie he was in was ‘Cocoon,’  which he won an Oscar for. He never stopped working the rest of his life — he made like 10 more movies — I worked with him twice more.

ON LOCATION

HARRIS: [Philadelphia] has a connection with the founding of the country, the constitution, everybody being entitled to the pursuit of happiness, all the idealism that’s built into America. I thought it was a good way to highlight that, especially in the opening scene when you see the legless black guy.

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LANDIS: A lot of the interiors that are supposed to be in Philadelphia are actually New York. The exterior and interior of Duke Brothers, the big floor, was Philadelphia. But the offices were upstairs at the Park Avenue Armory, they had these beautiful Stanford White interiors. In fact, there was a real Gilbert Stuart portrait of George Washington — I said ‘Can I use that?’

[The Heritage Club location] was an amazing find. It’s an old Chamber of Commerce building, it was empty — a spectacular room, we just put the table in there.

SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS

LANDIS: It took me a long time just to understand the con, what was going on. It’s just so funny, it’s so long ago now, the chicanery is so much more arcane now. At least in ‘Trading Places,’ at the end of the day, there was the commodity.

HARRIS: I asked some people who were in that business to kind of walk me me through it, and when I was writing it — it was like studying for an exam, you know, you kind of understand it the day of, and then 24 hours later you can’t remember how anything works.

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LANDIS: It was actually in the script that the final scenes were in Chicago at the commodities exchange, but they would not let us shoot there. We really had tried every which way to get permission to shoot there, and I think truthfully once they saw we had a clear understanding of how it worked, it was like, ‘No!’

So we ended up at the commodities exchange in New York which was at the World Trade Center at the time.

About 90% [of the floor traders in the movie] were actual traders, and a great deal of it I shot during actual trading hours. They were into it — if anything they were less rough. I was quite taken aback at how physically rough it was — they really elbowed one another … It was like a contact sport.

They were basically trading like 8 or 9 hours a day, so we were in there for 3 to 4 hours on two days between opening and closing, and we got a lot done. I actually shot some ‘guerrilla’ stuff there that I used in the movie.

I also remember that the commodities market, it was in one of the towers at the World Trade Center on the 50th or 60th floor — no windows, and 3 to 4 stories high. That was very strange, to take an elevator up 50 or 60 floors, and then you thought you were underground.

AN INSTANT CLASSIC?
WEINGROD: The film got extremely good reviews from the major film critics at the time – Vincent Canby at the New York Times; Siskel & Ebert, both on their TV show and in the Chicago Sun-Times; Richard Schicikel in Time Magazine; Sheila Benson in the L.A. Times; even People magazine. There were some negative reviews as well, but we were hopeful that the good ones would help audiences go and see the film. They did and, fortunately, they liked it a lot. I just looked it up, and it was the fourth highest grossing film in a year where ‘Return Of The Jedi’ and ‘Tootsie’ were first and second.

HARRIS: It didn’t have a huge opening, but it just kept going and going and going. I had a call from an agent saying he was getting calls asking if it was true that the whole film had actually been the producer Aaron Russo’s idea, and that he’d just paid us to write it. Then I got another call saying Jeffrey Katzenberg at Paramount was going around saying it had all been his idea. Being by then already a Hollywood cynic, I knew it was a hit, because people were trying to steal credit for it already.

CURTIS: Some people will pretend they knew it. Paramount maybe felt like it had something. In the middle of the process, you never anticipate that it’s going to be off the charts. … It’s just a really funny movie. ‘Motherfucker? Moi?’

WEINGROD: If you write an original screenplay that becomes a commercial and critical success, you suddenly have a certain amount of legitimacy. No one’s risking their job hiring you to do a writing assignment or even making another of your original scripts because you’ve already made money for a studio; you’re in the club, as it were. … Hiring writers whose films have been successful helps mitigate this essential absurdity of the screenwriting process for the buyer.

LANDIS: Movies have a life of their own.

AN “INSPIRATIONAL” FILM
HARRIS: It was probably just on the cusp of it becoming incredibly trendy to be absolutely rich. We played into that at the end of film: Tdream is achieved because these two guys, a black guy and white guy, both got filthy rich. I think that’s why the film is successful — it’s a satire on greed and social conventions, but it had a satisfying happy ending. They both got what they wanted.

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CURTIS: Old money still has the power — nothing has changed. It’s shocking to me, but it’s not surprising. It’s shocking that you would think people would be held accountable, but I just don’t think that’s reality today.

LANDIS: The sheer enormity of the dishonesty that’s rampant in the banking industry and securities business … This all extends from deregulation — just the cowardice and corruption of the Senate, it’s just … you can’t exaggerate this stuff. You really can’t.

HARRIS: Somebody came up to me recently and said it was because of ‘Trading Places’ that he’d gone into the world of finance, which is like a huge paradigm turn — that a film written as satire of that world ends up inspiring somebody to go into that world and make a lot of money. But it just shows how times change since that film was made.

WEINGROD: Bernard Madoff, former chairman of NASDAQ, had been investigated by the SEC since 1999, but the scandal didn’t break until 2008. ‘Nuff said.

WHITHER WALL STREET COMEDIES?

HARRIS: The movies that have come out about Wall Street, none of them are funny. They’re all melodramas, they take themselves very seriously. I think they’re constrained, they have to be automatically liberal in their disapproval of it.

I was sort of disappointed with that. ‘Trading Places’ is a sort of backward-looking film, that owed more to the films of the ’40s and ’50s than it does to anything that was going on at the time it was made.

‘Brewster’s Millions’ was a social comedy about money and greed and what it does to people, but after that, there were no films like that being made anymore.

Comedies were being directed at a specific groups of kids — teenagers — and that seemed to take over a great deal.

I think it’s probably an American thing — they’re not interested in looking at that stuff particularly. I don’t think Hollywood is either — it’s awkward for them. The important people in Hollywood are really, really, filthy rich. They don’t want to see that made fun of particularly, I don’t think.

CURTIS: Comedy is all about character and conflict. There’s certainly enough conflict in banking, and there are certainly enough characters. Someone who’s clever could come up with a good hook.

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